Redneck Jew went to Thailand. What can I say about Thailand? It sucks! There was no Budweiser beer, no hand-slung chitterlings, and no kosher pork barbecue to eat! No pickup trucks with rebel flags! It was really horrible to have to live on a tropical beach with beautiful Thai women and eat Thai food all the time! So after suffering from severe depression my friends found a place “that will pick me up when I’m feeling blue”.