Redneck Jew: the Song

BRIS - Redneck Jew

Growing up in the South during the most influential period of our country’s musical history, I love Southern Rock. All the most important bands were from the South: the Allman Brothers Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and those Southern wannabes, Creedence Clearwater Revival who always wished they were “Born On a Boyou” or “Rolling On a River.”
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What I Learned In Chemistry Class: Orgasm and Beat Your Meat

My junior year Chemistry class was taught by Mrs. Raymond:  a prim and proper older lady who dressed very frumpy.   Mrs. Raymond took Chemistry very seriously.  Unfortunately, Mrs. Raymond had Jimmy Farmer in the class.  Jimmy was on the twenty year program to graduate from high school.  He was forced to take each class at least twice before they would pass him.  That was alright with Jimmy though.  Jimmy believed if he had to take a class twice, at least he would get noticed and stand out.

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